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Global warming advantage? Great tits.
cromulent: post n00dz
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 10:50

Microsoft Eyes Brooklyn for First Ever Retail Shop
jb: This will give that often ignored borough the trend-setting cache it so sorely lacks.
Thursday, May 08, 2008 : 16:29

Microsoft Eyes Brooklyn for First Ever Retail Shop
:r: Man! I can finally get my ZUNE in Brooklyn!
BROOKLYN ZUNE!! YAY!!
Thursday, May 08, 2008 : 15:06

Microsoft Eyes Brooklyn for First Ever Retail Shop
klutch.xls: have you seen the new Linux store? It's called "the internet!"
Thursday, May 08, 2008 : 13:37

dark side of owning a giant inflatable pig
pseuthpsype: thanks much, bro
Wednesday, May 07, 2008 : 13:57

Bruni finally reviews Momofuku Ko
stu: Just in time for the reservations for next Tuesday to be...

what, they're closed on Tuesdays???

Motherfuck!

(I've been trying to get a reservation. I have not yet succeeded).
Wednesday, May 07, 2008 : 11:42

The Pressure Boys
n8: oh, i oughta read the link first, huh?
Monday, May 05, 2008 : 10:33

The Pressure Boys
n8: they played a reunion show this past saturday night. RAWK!
Monday, May 05, 2008 : 10:32

Five Cats That Look Like Wilford Brimley
cromulent: Lastly, check out this link...
Friday, May 02, 2008 : 14:07

Five Cats That Look Like Wilford Brimley
cromulent: Also (from Wikipedia):

Outside of film and advertisements, Brimley is also known as an activist, paying from his own funds for ads to have Utah allow horse-race gambling, and he was actively opposed to the banning of cockfighting. He has campaigned in Arizona and New Mexico against laws banning cockfighting.
Friday, May 02, 2008 : 14:06

Five Cats That Look Like Wilford Brimley
cromulent: Stu hearts cats.
Friday, May 02, 2008 : 13:58

The Gatekeepers: Monkeys & Restaurants
stu: The best part of this story isn't included. Mr. George Atterbury was stabbed the day after this story was printed on Eater, possibly by members of the mafia who were looking out for him but had lost track of him until the story ran.

Hey, the Mafia reads Eater!
Thursday, May 01, 2008 : 16:11

dark side of owning a giant inflatable pig
stu: Oh, he found it! Or, at least, a homeowner found a hunk of mylar (or whatever) in their driveway and determined that it was the remains of the flying pig.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 : 17:45

Happy 15th Birthday World Wide Web!!
eve: i love you, internets.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 : 15:27

Park Slope Scolds Unite Against Union Hall
jb: uh, I doubt it's the stroller crowd that's making a noise complaint, More likely it's early risers who live next door. People with young kids love drinking, and are used to not sleeping.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 : 12:46






The Willhelm
kristen: I too dream of this day...

huzzah.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008 : 22:21

The Willhelm
thewillhelm: let me douche first...cos it's r-e-e-e-a-a-a-l-l-y cute!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008 : 15:17

The Willhelm
n8: 2 things:

i'm working on a big novel, and

what was so terribly small about that eraser. it looked pretty *average* to me, actually a little big.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008 : 09:32

The Willhelm
k: I never knew dildos are for toning breast or your face!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008 : 00:03

The Willhelm
:r: she just rubs it.. all over her face. over and over.
Monday, April 21, 2008 : 22:20

The Willhelm
jb: Wow, artisanal dildoes.
Monday, April 21, 2008 : 21:50

The Willhelm
:r: man. He loves blowing the stuff up!
Saturday, March 22, 2008 : 17:28

The Willhelm
jb: nicely blown.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008 : 20:11

The Willhelm
alec: gr...grilf.
Friday, November 16, 2007 : 11:23

Picture Monkey
maestro: the now-defunct hunting party thanks you for your image, mr. monkey.
Monday, October 15, 2007 : 13:05

Picture Monkey
pony: panic at the disco
Sunday, October 14, 2007 : 20:58

The Willhelm
thewillhelm: There's a DVD of this commercial with deleted scenes including the oft-discussed confrontation with the Funyuns Gang, which climaxes with the leader of the Snackers™ severing the fingers of a Funyuns minion and feeding them to a dog.
Sunday, October 14, 2007 : 14:01

The Willhelm
lisa: i can just imagine the pre-production meeting: "okay, it's a gang, right? and they're like the greasers but we'll call them the snackers! and they love snack food! and they especially love fritos!"
Saturday, October 13, 2007 : 12:29

The Willhelm
k: frito pie with those would be overkill right?
Saturday, October 13, 2007 : 11:27

The Willhelm
jason: Dad?
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 : 09:53

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
k: congrats! Welcome new baby robot!
Saturday, May 10, 2008 : 00:26

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
liz: Happiest of Birthdays! Welcome to the world Graham!

Friday, May 09, 2008 : 22:54

Post-Modern Drunkard: Tonight, I Am Making Jello Shots
3pk: can you still get Hooch? If so, you should get Hooch.
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 19:01

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
blaine: I'm glad everyone is happy about this, but I have always harbored a suspicion that these babies will grow up and kill us all.

But that's just how I was raised.
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 15:35

Post-Modern Drunkard: Tonight, I Am Making Jello Shots
cromulent: Stu, alls I can say is 'watch out for the Jell-O shots.' Srsly, they don't f*ck around.
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 15:25

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
-b.: Super Amazing Ornithopter-Squid Baby!!!
Congrats!!
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 13:57

Film and Television Rights: Unsolicited Parenting Advice (for Dorf and 3-Pak)
jb: Nope, then I'd have added, "even if you try." Congrats again, you'll be slinging Graham over your shoulder like a precious sack of flour before you know it.
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 13:17

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
eve: welcome, robot baby graham!
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 13:04

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
blaine: very good. now go home and get some sleep. heh.
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 12:03

Film and Television Rights: Unsolicited Parenting Advice (for Dorf and 3-Pak)
3pk: I hope the "you can't break the baby" advice is not a challenge.
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 11:49

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
cromulent: Congratumalations!
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 11:21

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
chris: Is he throwing up gang signs?

Congrats!
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 10:54

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
n8: awesome new robot! we are legion!
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 10:50

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
:r: sweet.
that baby looks wicked cool!
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 10:22

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
pony: Congratulations!
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 10:13

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
stu: Congrats. Get him drinking Sparks soon.
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 10:08

The Wrong Squid: G.D.O.K.
jb: woohoo!
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 10:05

Nutshell Kingdom: Consumer Identity
blaine: sop, you said in two sentences what took me several paragraphs. More power to you. We could probably be fast friends (but first I would need to know if you were a Mac or a PC user).
Friday, May 09, 2008 : 09:35

Nutshell Kingdom: Consumer Identity
sop: Well said. In twenty seven years i drunk fifty thousand (coronas) sans lime. I also dig chubby girls. put up your own fences.
Thursday, May 08, 2008 : 23:56

Nutshell Kingdom: Consumer Identity
jb: I had a Snoopy lunch-box. But it was hand crafted out of artisanal cheese.
Thursday, May 08, 2008 : 16:27

Robot Journal: The new homeless
j: Could I be your third spouse? I could make cocktails.
Thursday, May 08, 2008 : 15:51

Nutshell Kingdom: Consumer Identity
j: I had a Wonder Woman lunchbox.
Thursday, May 08, 2008 : 15:47

Nutshell Kingdom: Consumer Identity
the cool kid: You carry a plain black lunchbox? I'm not sitting next to you.
Thursday, May 08, 2008 : 15:17

Robot Journal: The new homeless
blaine: I guess your dry-cleaner is just "calling a spade a spade."
Ick. I feel dirty even being sarcastic about shit like that.

That said, I will be front and center at Obama's inauguration on January 20. Save the date!
Thursday, May 08, 2008 : 15:13

Nutshell Kingdom: Marca
rachel!: marca and ashley are in thailand. they just had another baby!
Wednesday, May 07, 2008 : 21:47

Pony: This is Gabriel's Favourite YouTube Movie
pony: Close!
He points to the computer and says BLN! (balloon) in that weird close-mouthed trumpety way. And then he says Woof!

Wednesday, May 07, 2008 : 16:01

Pony: This is Gabriel's Favourite YouTube Movie
abi: does he watch and go "woof" "bah" "woof" "bah" "bah bah"?

Wednesday, May 07, 2008 : 14:58

Pony: This is Gabriel's Favourite YouTube Movie
krista: Dog+Balloons=entertainment perfection.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008 : 12:01

Pony: This is Gabriel's Favourite YouTube Movie
lisa: and it SHOULD be his favorite video! now it's mine, too!
Wednesday, May 07, 2008 : 10:31

Lisa Says: missing mrs. moo
kristen: she was lucky to live with you and your family of love. So sad. the heaven of loving hearts...
Wednesday, May 07, 2008 : 09:14

Pony: This is Gabriel's Favourite YouTube Movie
vertiginous kim: And this is why we don't have terriers in my family.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008 : 02:51

Lisa Says: missing mrs. moo
vertiginous kim: Oh, good girl, Mattie. I know you'll miss her, but what a wonderful thing you did to adopt her and rescue her. big posthumous pats to her. and hugs to you.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008 : 02:42

Lisa Says: missing mrs. moo
vertiginous kim: Oh, good girl, Mattie. I know you'll miss her, but what a wonderful thing you did to adopt her and rescue her. big posthumous pats to her. and hugs to you.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008 : 02:42

Nutshell Kingdom: Marca
:r: isn't she on Facebook? I think she is "facebook friends" with Mrs. Robot.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 16:06

Nutshell Kingdom: Better Than a Silver Mine in South America
blaine: a difdferent milkshake review each day and perhaps a visit to my local dairy farm...
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 14:10

Lisa Says: missing mrs. moo
j: this story also brought a tear to my eye. Miss Mattie has some very strong eyes in that pictures.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 14:07

Lisa Says: missing mrs. moo
blaine: for what it's worth, she was a real cool looking dog. I would have gazed at her with envy in my heart as I walked by the dog park.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 13:51

Lisa Says: missing mrs. moo
eve: lisa, i'm so sorry. My heart goes out to you, craig and ella.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 13:35

Sunshine Jen: Musical Theatre Performance Class
pony: that was a crazy-ass story! I am also allergic to that kind of micro-managing, humourless teacher.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 13:29

Lisa Says: missing mrs. moo
pony: Now I am tearing up, too! Goodbye Mrs. Moo!
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 12:13

Lisa Says: missing mrs. moo
:r: :(
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 10:05

Lisa Says: missing mrs. moo
mrs. robot: lisa, so sorry... miss moo was a real sweetheart and you were wonderful doggie parents. she will be missed.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 09:53

Lisa Says: missing mrs. moo
blaine: great. now i'm tearing up at work.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 09:24

Nutshell Kingdom: Better Than a Silver Mine in South America
js: I miss the poems, too. I can hardly wait for National Poetry Month to come around again.

In the meantime, June is National Dairy Month. What are you going to do about it?
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 09:17

Lisa Says: missing mrs. moo
d:: I am so sorry for your loss. She sounds like a wonderful friend and noble dog. I cried when I read your story because it reminded me of my old friend...I still miss him. Here's to mattie and bass in dog heaven! I hope they are romping the fields together having lots of doggie fun.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 : 07:24










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