Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.
k: makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
Wednesday, February 5, 2014 : 13:47

There's no excuse to be skinny!
k: YES!
Wednesday, February 5, 2014 : 13:41

It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.
3pk: A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
Wednesday, November 27, 2013 : 06:53

Poor SoJo
cromulent: Why is one of these not about quidditch?
Friday, October 4, 2013 : 09:55

The New Star of Instagram
thewillhelm: 2nd to last one.
Monday, September 9, 2013 : 13:24

Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen
mina: sweet lord, my life is now complete.
Saturday, August 10, 2013 : 01:18

Louis C.K. hates the C train
kristen: it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
Sunday, July 14, 2013 : 11:54

NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government
stu: Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe like 40% assholes, which is far too many assholes.
Friday, July 12, 2013 : 02:51

Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails
eve: these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
Sunday, April 21, 2013 : 12:12

FLASH FTW!
thewillhelm: Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!
Sunday, March 24, 2013 : 15:05

FLASH FTW!
cromulent: Jeebus.
Saturday, March 23, 2013 : 11:23

Just in case you just bought new shoes
stu: Well, that's good timing on Put This On's behalf, for both of us.
Thursday, March 21, 2013 : 16:29

Princess Leia: Galatic Old Folks Home
sunshine jen: lalalalala not listening lalalalala
Friday, March 8, 2013 : 18:40

Homemade Ginger Beer
j: Have done it–-it's nice when you mix it with rum.
Thursday, February 21, 2013 : 16:24

Oh, beautiful
3pk: Krik Douglas on the set of The Juggalo
Wednesday, January 2, 2013 : 09:47






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Nutshell Kingdom
krisx: I like it.
Friday, March 8, 2024 : 10:34

Solstice: Smoking a fag on the back porch
krisx: what are you now human? a pre-teen? times up, you're pretty much demi-crone...just a tiny bit of blood left to drip...
Monday, February 12, 2024 : 15:44

Solstice: Die Rails
krisx: and you biffed the end with that it's v. its error that haunts you for life, ha!
Monday, January 22, 2024 : 10:28

Words from Kristen:
kristen: ouch does this bring a tear to this harlot's eye 22 turns later.... ouch - bless her heart
Monday, January 15, 2024 : 18:39

Robot Journal: The time Chris and Stu drove to Milwaukee
3pk: The rest is exactly as I remember it.
Thursday, December 28, 2023 : 10:27

Robot Journal: The time Chris and Stu drove to Milwaukee
3pk: "Stu, the ever-practical one" is the dead giveaway that this is AI.
Thursday, December 28, 2023 : 10:26

Post-Modern Drunkard: A New Home
krisx: Substack!
Sunday, October 22, 2023 : 09:53

Pony: That time facebook killed a robot
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Saturday, August 26, 2023 : 12:52

Robot Journal: What would be in a happyrobot cocktail?
unhappyflesh: oh dip, wait up
Thursday, July 27, 2023 : 16:30

Sunshine Jen: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! Destiny! Destiny!
sunshine jen: I'm a big fan of seeing movies in theaters, so if you want a summer pop corn movie, this is decent.
Monday, July 10, 2023 : 15:14

Sunshine Jen: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! Destiny! Destiny!
cootiegirl: So should I just wait till it is on the streaming services?
Saturday, July 8, 2023 : 18:01

Robot Journal: What would be in a happyrobot cocktail?
pony: we might need to tweak this combo a bit hahaha
Thursday, June 15, 2023 : 23:29

Lisa Says: grumpy's pit
kim: my daughter will soon go to that school and I wondered about the pit and what has been written about it. thank you.
Thursday, January 12, 2023 : 14:00

Pony: That time facebook killed a robot
rasheed feil:
Sunday, December 4, 2022 : 02:06

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Sunday, August 7, 2022 : 09:43

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Sunday, August 7, 2022 : 09:41

Pony: That time facebook killed a robot
ashlee mclaughlin:
Sunday, August 7, 2022 : 09:40

Ornithopter: Rhode Island Is Weird
kristx: (god how quaint the real estate tale...)
Tuesday, March 8, 2022 : 10:43

Gator Country: Hi
the world: hi
Monday, December 6, 2021 : 21:09

Robot Journal: An opera singer has moved into our building
voice student: There is also a Law that allows musicians to live in apartment without being discriminated against for needing to practice. as previously stated, renting a studio is just as expensive as an apartment, and for us to sing correctly and. it hurt ourself, it has to be at that volume. As long as the singer is practicing at a reasonable hour, she has a right to practice so she can continue to find work.
Friday, November 12, 2021 : 20:50

Robot Journal: Music of Teens: K-Tel's The Beat
pay: K-tels the Beat best ever
Saturday, August 21, 2021 : 00:28

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
pony: I miss my old energy too! you had lots, hc!

Monday, July 26, 2021 : 23:06

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
hc: This past Wednesday a friend of mine came to Brooklyn with his new girlfriend. The last time I had seen him was 2 years ago when he came to see a concert with now ex-wife I was really psyched and happy to see my friend and meet his new girlfriend.

It was fucking hard to psych myself up for this. And yet it turned out to be one of the most fun nights I've had in a long time.

I miss my old energy. I miss
Monday, July 26, 2021 : 21:47

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
hc: I remember HR party 2.0 where a whole bunch of us WENT TO NYC FOR A PARTY and a whole bunch of us stayed at my apartment in Washington Heights.

That was some good fun times.
Monday, July 26, 2021 : 21:38

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
:r: Weeeeee
Sunday, July 25, 2021 : 08:29

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
pony: Oh I want to read that!
Saturday, July 24, 2021 : 18:51

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
present-day 3pk, con: and then, like, start all over again? And you'll feel like what happened before wasn't real and what's happening now is actually ...

(She trails off.)

SCHULTZ. Uh ... I don't know. I guess I feel like my life is pretty real.

LAUREN. ... Yeah.

(Silence.)
Saturday, July 24, 2021 : 16:34

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
present-day 3pk: The comic reminds me of one of my favorite moments in Circle Mirror Transformation by Annie Baker:

(An awkward silence.)

LAUREN. Hey. Um. This is kind of a weird - but do you ever wonder how many times your life is gonna end?

(Another silence.)

SCHULTZ. Uh ... I'm not sure I know what I you-­

LAUREN. Like how many people you're ... like how many times your life is gonna totally change
Saturday, July 24, 2021 : 16:33

Sunshine Jen: Extra Fancy Jumbo Cashews
pony: Have you ever eaten cashew fruit? When I first saw one, it blew my mind!
Friday, July 23, 2021 : 14:59

Words from Kristen:
x: ha! (from 2021)
Saturday, May 22, 2021 : 22:59

Words from Kristen:
kristen: rich, could you imagine the GIFT this is to me personally to see my life... attempted at being documented and attempting to communicate... thank you... thank you...
Saturday, May 22, 2021 : 22:41

Words from Kristen:
me: how does god laugh? watching you plan (although god cries more often)
Saturday, May 22, 2021 : 22:28

Words from Kristen:
kristen: truer words... truer words...x
Saturday, May 22, 2021 : 22:27

Words from Kristen:
x: i love you (exactly as you are and exactly as you are not)
Saturday, May 22, 2021 : 22:25

Teen News: I Was a Teenage Cenobite
kristenfaust: it was similar to me. i played the robot in the "... by a river living in a van"... yet the real robot was Tony...
Friday, February 5, 2021 : 22:41

Words from Kristen:
kristenfaust: wow. the timing...
Friday, February 5, 2021 : 21:28

Solstice: The Flue
me: god you're scarily good when you're good leia
Saturday, June 20, 2020 : 16:04

Robot Journal: What the world needs now is a think-piece about the pandemic
chrisbug: I have been trying to install the Japanese Toilet in my apt...
Sunday, May 17, 2020 : 00:56

Robot Journal: What the world needs now is a think-piece about the pandemic
slx.hctulk: i recently used the flickr community to help/give me courage to fix a 1970s Olympus trip. Fuck yahoo but long live flickr!
Saturday, May 16, 2020 : 20:04

Robot Journal: What the world needs now is a think-piece about the pandemic
:r: I LEGIT do not need a reason to speak money on a life changing toilet.
But, if I do, you are all invited over to try it.
Saturday, May 16, 2020 : 18:12

Robot Journal: What the world needs now is a think-piece about the pandemic
k (aka cootiegirl): I live the idea of a zombie account and yes you should use it to buy a Toto toilet
Saturday, May 16, 2020 : 14:30

Gator Country: make more terrible decisions, and then we'll talk
kristen: #metoo jen sunshine... me too x
Wednesday, August 21, 2019 : 23:03

Sunshine Jen: Reading Glasses
k: I am fancy - I got mine at Warby Parker
Wednesday, March 28, 2018 : 19:20

Sunshine Jen: Frowny Face House
k: Ha! Do you think they are all part of HGTV programming. Build the ugliest house?
Tuesday, January 23, 2018 : 19:55


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