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Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.
k: makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
Wednesday, February 5, 2014 : 13:47

There's no excuse to be skinny!
k: YES!
Wednesday, February 5, 2014 : 13:41

It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.
3pk: A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
Wednesday, November 27, 2013 : 06:53

Poor SoJo
cromulent: Why is one of these not about quidditch?
Friday, October 4, 2013 : 09:55

The New Star of Instagram
thewillhelm: 2nd to last one.
Monday, September 9, 2013 : 13:24

Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen
mina: sweet lord, my life is now complete.
Saturday, August 10, 2013 : 01:18

Louis C.K. hates the C train
kristen: it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
Sunday, July 14, 2013 : 11:54

NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government
stu: Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe like 40% assholes, which is far too many assholes.
Friday, July 12, 2013 : 02:51

Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails
eve: these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
Sunday, April 21, 2013 : 12:12

FLASH FTW!
thewillhelm: Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!
Sunday, March 24, 2013 : 15:05

FLASH FTW!
cromulent: Jeebus.
Saturday, March 23, 2013 : 11:23

Just in case you just bought new shoes
stu: Well, that's good timing on Put This On's behalf, for both of us.
Thursday, March 21, 2013 : 16:29

Princess Leia: Galatic Old Folks Home
sunshine jen: lalalalala not listening lalalalala
Friday, March 8, 2013 : 18:40

Homemade Ginger Beer
j: Have done it–-it's nice when you mix it with rum.
Thursday, February 21, 2013 : 16:24

Oh, beautiful
3pk: Krik Douglas on the set of The Juggalo
Wednesday, January 2, 2013 : 09:47






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Robot Journal: Music of Teens: K-Tel's The Beat
pay: K-tels the Beat best ever
Saturday, August 21, 2021 : 00:28

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
pony: I miss my old energy too! you had lots, hc!

Monday, July 26, 2021 : 23:06

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
hc: This past Wednesday a friend of mine came to Brooklyn with his new girlfriend. The last time I had seen him was 2 years ago when he came to see a concert with now ex-wife I was really psyched and happy to see my friend and meet his new girlfriend.

It was fucking hard to psych myself up for this. And yet it turned out to be one of the most fun nights I've had in a long time.

I miss my old energy. I miss
Monday, July 26, 2021 : 21:47

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
hc: I remember HR party 2.0 where a whole bunch of us WENT TO NYC FOR A PARTY and a whole bunch of us stayed at my apartment in Washington Heights.

That was some good fun times.
Monday, July 26, 2021 : 21:38

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
:r: Weeeeee
Sunday, July 25, 2021 : 08:29

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
pony: Oh I want to read that!
Saturday, July 24, 2021 : 18:51

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
present-day 3pk, con: and then, like, start all over again? And you'll feel like what happened before wasn't real and what's happening now is actually ...

(She trails off.)

SCHULTZ. Uh ... I don't know. I guess I feel like my life is pretty real.

LAUREN. ... Yeah.

(Silence.)
Saturday, July 24, 2021 : 16:34

Pony: It's okay to miss who you used to be
present-day 3pk: The comic reminds me of one of my favorite moments in Circle Mirror Transformation by Annie Baker:

(An awkward silence.)

LAUREN. Hey. Um. This is kind of a weird - but do you ever wonder how many times your life is gonna end?

(Another silence.)

SCHULTZ. Uh ... I'm not sure I know what I you-

LAUREN. Like how many people you're ... like how many times your life is gonna totally change
Saturday, July 24, 2021 : 16:33

Sunshine Jen: Extra Fancy Jumbo Cashews
pony: Have you ever eaten cashew fruit? When I first saw one, it blew my mind!
Friday, July 23, 2021 : 14:59

Words from Kristen:
x: ha! (from 2021)
Saturday, May 22, 2021 : 22:59

Words from Kristen:
kristen: rich, could you imagine the GIFT this is to me personally to see my life... attempted at being documented and attempting to communicate... thank you... thank you...
Saturday, May 22, 2021 : 22:41

Words from Kristen:
me: how does god laugh? watching you plan (although god cries more often)
Saturday, May 22, 2021 : 22:28

Words from Kristen:
kristen: truer words... truer words...x
Saturday, May 22, 2021 : 22:27

Words from Kristen:
x: i love you (exactly as you are and exactly as you are not)
Saturday, May 22, 2021 : 22:25

Teen News: I Was a Teenage Cenobite
kristenfaust: it was similar to me. i played the robot in the "... by a river living in a van"... yet the real robot was Tony...
Friday, February 5, 2021 : 22:41

Words from Kristen:
kristenfaust: wow. the timing...
Friday, February 5, 2021 : 21:28

Robot Journal: What the world needs now is a think-piece about the pandemic
chrisbug: I have been trying to install the Japanese Toilet in my apt...
Sunday, May 17, 2020 : 00:56

Robot Journal: What the world needs now is a think-piece about the pandemic
slx.hctulk: i recently used the flickr community to help/give me courage to fix a 1970s Olympus trip. Fuck yahoo but long live flickr!
Saturday, May 16, 2020 : 20:04

Robot Journal: What the world needs now is a think-piece about the pandemic
:r: I LEGIT do not need a reason to speak money on a life changing toilet.
But, if I do, you are all invited over to try it.
Saturday, May 16, 2020 : 18:12

Robot Journal: What the world needs now is a think-piece about the pandemic
k (aka cootiegirl): I live the idea of a zombie account and yes you should use it to buy a Toto toilet
Saturday, May 16, 2020 : 14:30

Gator Country: make more terrible decisions, and then we'll talk
kristen: #metoo jen sunshine... me too x
Wednesday, August 21, 2019 : 23:03

Sunshine Jen: Reading Glasses
k: I am fancy - I got mine at Warby Parker
Wednesday, March 28, 2018 : 19:20

Sunshine Jen: Frowny Face House
k: Ha! Do you think they are all part of HGTV programming. Build the ugliest house?
Tuesday, January 23, 2018 : 19:55

Sunshine Jen: Carfree in LA
:r: Emoji don't work here.
But, awesome.
Wednesday, January 17, 2018 : 19:34

Sunshine Jen: The Last Jedi. . .sorta
robot: Agreed on all points.
:)
Friday, January 5, 2018 : 07:01

Solstice: The Primal Players: first my father
kristen: me too
Monday, October 16, 2017 : 12:04

Poop Beetle: Hello Happy Robot from 2010
mj: ANNE! HI!
Saturday, July 29, 2017 : 17:00

Robot Journal: The New Apartment: Things Bought - LG Refrigerator
alison: Thank you so much for the real life pictures. The size looks perfect for what I'm looking for and it's night to see some of the stuff I eat and drink in your fridge and freezer.
Saturday, June 24, 2017 : 15:50

Post-Modern Drunkard: Notes on Sobriety
anne: A few paragraphs in a wanted to suggest pot although as someone whose drug of choice is also alcohol- I guessed that was a non-starter. Yep. Livers are important. I've never karoeked in any state, but that is/was cool you did that. What song? Just curious. Good luck!
Tuesday, June 20, 2017 : 21:00

Post-Modern Drunkard: Notes on Sobriety
k: Hang in there - being sober is not that bad. And don't let people tell you that you are no fun sober they are the ones that are no fun angry drunks. You will miss it less as the days go by. Your body will thank you! (insert other motivational quotes here)
Saturday, June 17, 2017 : 11:36

Robot Journal: Music of Teens: K-Tel's The Beat
anne: that is awesome

Monday, June 12, 2017 : 00:28

Teen News: A dream to some...a NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!!!
celtoi13: The moment I saw the pic of this neanderthal holding his dick, I should of back clicked. All the symbolism and metaphor, the religious and cultural conflicts and duality, man's fall from Grace.. Excalibur is one of the best films of all time... You should do yourself a favor, stick to the bubble gum movies
Sunday, April 23, 2017 : 02:54

Solstice: Dutch Ultimatum
solstice creater: and you're suck a dork klm
Wednesday, March 8, 2017 : 21:09

Nutshell Kingdom: Mr. Brown the Barber
katie: That was my grandfather, and sadly the stories are true. I never heard about the Klan meeting though. Ugh, I thought what I knew was bad enough.
Monday, March 6, 2017 : 17:18

The way I see it: on being perceived as being a condescending elitist when it comes to religion
don: I would probably stick with the condescending elitist title. You seem to contradict yourself numerous times by stating that you don't know it all and then turning around and saying that anyone who just studies as much as I do will see that I am right? lol. Statements like "Thousands of transitional species in the fossil record" are simply nonsense, misinformation, or just lies to try and hide the facts
Friday, January 13, 2017 : 20:52

Robot Journal: Music of Teens: K-Tel's The Beat
billy anderson: Impressive work..
Wednesday, January 4, 2017 : 22:55

Solstice: Friday Party #347
solstice generator: readers/judgers of the future: please note, this is afore the days of uber... i'm not traveling i these men's beds 'cause i'm loose, yet that i'm lost and took messed up to home go.. alone go... and ....xx
Friday, October 14, 2016 : 23:42

Solstice: The Man Who Will Save Africa
kristen: si snark. ILM ist my brigadoon.
Friday, September 30, 2016 : 22:03

Robot Journal: The New Apartment: Things Bought - IKEA PS 2014 Secretary Desk
david: I was thinking about getting one of these. Do you know the dimensions of the inside? I was wondering if a monitor would fit in there. Thanks!
Friday, September 23, 2016 : 12:45

Pony: Lesson in Hebrew colloquialisms
j: 6. Davka is "on purpose" and can be use as amplification in case like you showed.

greetings from Israel ;)
Thursday, September 15, 2016 : 04:34

Pony: Lesson in Hebrew colloquialisms
j: 4. Lezayen is litteraly "to fuck" someone/something - i want to fuck him up - ani rotze lezayen oto
lehizdayen is to fuck in example - do you want to fuck? - ata rotze leizdayen?
5.K'eeloo has same translation as "like". imagine little school girl yapping when every second word is "like". same with "k'eeloo"

Thursday, September 15, 2016 : 04:33

Pony: Lesson in Hebrew colloquialisms
j: 3. Lasim Zayin - your translation is incorrect.
it means to "not give a fuck" or to be lazy
similar to dont care "sim zayin" can be "forget about it", "dont bother about it"
like "he pissed me off"
"dont stress about it" - sim zayin.
its a slang so dont use when finesse needed.

Thursday, September 15, 2016 : 04:29

Pony: Lesson in Hebrew colloquialisms
j: well im a bit late but still:

1. Lehicaness b'ivri - the correct way of saying is Lehicaness be vrid. vrid being a vain. you say Tze li me ha vrid - equals to get out of my vain. like leave me be or leave me alone or mind your own business.
2. Mah Pitohm? - can be translated as: "why?" and as an expression of a "no". example:
"i want a cookie" - ani ritze ugia
"you cant have it" - ma pitom


Thursday, September 15, 2016 : 04:21

Robot Journal: The New Apartment: Things Bought - IKEA PS 2014 Secretary Desk
:r: Sorry. I forgot to check back here.
Yes, it still is going strong. That said, I only use it once or twice a week.
Sunday, August 14, 2016 : 15:22

Robot Journal: The New Apartment: Things Bought - LG Refrigerator
:r: Sorry. I apparently haven't checked back on this.

Not sure. I don't have any other LG appliances, but it looks good in the kitchen with the Bosch DW and Frigidaire range.

Sunday, August 14, 2016 : 15:18