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Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails
eve: these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
Sunday, April 21, 2013 : 12:12

FLASH FTW!
thewillhelm: Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!
Sunday, March 24, 2013 : 15:05

FLASH FTW!
cromulent: Jeebus.
Saturday, March 23, 2013 : 11:23

Just in case you just bought new shoes
stu: Well, that's good timing on Put This On's behalf, for both of us.
Thursday, March 21, 2013 : 16:29

Princess Leia: Galatic Old Folks Home
sunshine jen: lalalalala not listening lalalalala
Friday, March 08, 2013 : 18:40

Homemade Ginger Beer
j: Have done it–-it's nice when you mix it with rum.
Thursday, February 21, 2013 : 16:24

Oh, beautiful
3pk: Krik Douglas on the set of The Juggalo
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 : 09:47

Lab Tech Found Drunk, Partially Nude, With Monkeys
jason: Hey I'm hungry can you please send money for me to eat
Friday, December 14, 2012 : 19:16

What if Seinfeld was still on the air?
matty j: "Autocorrect ruins Jerry's relationship."

brills!
Tuesday, December 11, 2012 : 17:28

HallowMEME
stu: Nice. Last year I went as Business Cat, but it was a pretty basic costume, especially compared to these guys.
Thursday, November 01, 2012 : 16:46

The NYC Sign Language Lady
lisa: This lady is awesome!
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 : 10:50

Best Gift Ever: Restored BMW 2000
the claw: A wife so altruistic, she demurred from being photographed with her husband and the restored vehicle. Or...
Saturday, October 27, 2012 : 20:42

Worst Newspaper Photo Ever
matty j: worst? or BEST?!
Tuesday, August 07, 2012 : 11:24

Emily
thewillhelm: Wow, she's standing in front of the 'London' sex shop that was around the corner from our old apartment there, on Roosevelt btw 78th and 79th.
Sunday, July 08, 2012 : 22:33

Fifty Shades of Grey
thewillhelm: Hey whoops, that comment was meant to go on the 'Emily' post.
Sunday, July 08, 2012 : 22:33






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Monday, May 20, 2013 : 12:35

Robot Journal: Aloha Kauai! We return to Hawaii. Ribs are eaten.
eve: yay Hawaii!
Tuesday, May 07, 2013 : 17:50

Tropical Depression: May all beings be free from suffering: late winter in the country
tim: I think you did the right thing and in a very respectful and delicate way.
Monday, April 29, 2013 : 22:07

Tropical Depression: May all beings be free from suffering: late winter in the country
kristen: i think i know just what you mean. we called her thumblina and it was honestly sooooo effing surprisingly heartbreaking. May all being be free from suffering. spring a l'heure in die Stadt.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 : 20:36

Tropical Depression: May all beings be free from suffering: late winter in the country
blaine: More than sadness. More like terror. More like reading the the inscription above the gates of hell that says "Abandon hope, all ye who enter," and realizing that warning is in full effect whether you decide to pass or not. And then there's the sadness which is too large for words - which is actually why animals can't talk.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 : 10:48

Tropical Depression: May all beings be free from suffering: late winter in the country
blaine: I don't know. The dumbness of animals is touching, no doubt, but I think the part that kills me when I see, for instance, a baby squirrel on the sidewalk, having fallen from its nest, or a butterfly on the ground weakly flapping its one uncrushed wing, is the sense that "this is how it is, how its supposed to be."

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 : 10:43

Tropical Depression: May all beings be free from suffering: late winter in the country
eve: Everyone is suffering in some way, all the time but somehow the suffering of animals is more potent. Maybe because they can't talk. "nature is a hard, hard thing"- perfectly said, Blaine. Thanks for the solidarity.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 : 09:32

Tropical Depression: May all beings be free from suffering: late winter in the country
blaine: -eo store almost 20 years ago.

Monday, April 22, 2013 : 22:34

Tropical Depression: May all beings be free from suffering: late winter in the country
blaine: similar thing happened to me last spring. early one morning on my dogwalk and...you know what? never mind. there are things i don't need to repeat. let's just leave it at "nature is a hard hard thing sometimes." anyway, solidarity. according to friends, i have forgotten some remarkably great times and yet i remember every suffering animal - down to a particular beetle trapped in a spider's web in the back room of a vid
Monday, April 22, 2013 : 22:33

Tropical Depression: May all beings be free from suffering: late winter in the country
bachman: "All that you love, will be carried away"
Monday, April 22, 2013 : 18:48

Tropical Depression: May all beings be free from suffering: late winter in the country
eve: yeah. Rough day.
Sunday, April 21, 2013 : 20:35

Tropical Depression: May all beings be free from suffering: late winter in the country
n8: *sniffs
Sunday, April 21, 2013 : 19:25

Art Colony: karma points
chris: Who the fuck is J.J.?
Saturday, April 20, 2013 : 21:04

Robot Journal: What I've Learned After Two Years of Full-Time Travel
:r: (just updated this post with the luggage I have)
Monday, April 15, 2013 : 22:27

Robot Journal: What I've Learned After Two Years of Full-Time Travel
:r: Yea, I have a smallish Tumi bag that I can usually get about 4-5 days of stuff in and still be able to carry it on. I try to not ever have to check it mainly because I'm often being picked up at the airport and we have to get somewhere quickly.
Monday, April 15, 2013 : 22:19

Robot Journal: What I've Learned After Two Years of Full-Time Travel
j: Is is carry-on suitcase only for you? I discovered the carry-on roller and I'll never check another bag again.
Monday, April 15, 2013 : 14:41

Post-Modern Drunkard: Yukon Gold
sheri: I rather like Yukon , but the hangover will make you wish you were dead the next day!! It can also cause blackouts if drink too much...

Saturday, March 30, 2013 : 04:18

Sunshine Jen: Blister Lister
k: like
Sunday, March 24, 2013 : 21:37

Post-Modern Drunkard: Yukon Gold
mike: Very funny! And accurate. Reminds me of much of my high school experience. Somehow we latched on to YK. After graduation, I never looked back.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 : 09:33

Post-Modern Drunkard: Ten Years in The City
stu: J, I think deli is commonly accepted as well in many circles. I like "bodega" better because it better distinguishes your corner store from the delicatessen, like Katz's or 2nd Avenue Deli.
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 : 14:21

Post-Modern Drunkard: Ten Years in The City
j: maybe this dates me, but convenience store was a deli when I was there

the city will always be the city
Tuesday, March 05, 2013 : 20:57

Post-Modern Drunkard: Ten Years in The City
3pk: "On line" is actually what drove me and Dorf away
Tuesday, March 05, 2013 : 13:32

Tropical Depression: The country haircut
j: I hear your pain. The last time I cut my own hair was the 4th grade. Never again! I do all my own hair dying. I spend the extra 3 or 4 dollars on the better dyes found at the Rite Aid.
Monday, March 04, 2013 : 17:44

Post-Modern Drunkard: The Onion and the C Word
stu: Well, I have a certain amount of empathy for failed jokes, it's true, but I don't think that you can just be offensive and say "I was trying to be funny" and just get away with it. For instance, I didn't defend Daniel Tosh when he was making rape jokes. "I'm a comedian" is not carte blanche to be an asshole.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 : 10:48

Post-Modern Drunkard: The Onion and the C Word
pony: As someone who self identifies as a poor-taste comedian, I thought you'd have more empathy for the missed mark, that's all.

also, weird about the anne hathaway backlash.
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 : 18:13

Post-Modern Drunkard: The Onion and the C Word
stu: I wrote about this elsewhere, but the Onion has extensive joke testing for the article, taking days to refine jokes before they publish them. I think that doesn't exist for Twitter, but the culture of throwing everything out there probably contributed.

Which is to say, I largely agree with you on that.

I'm still curious as to why you're surprised I took this stance.
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 : 10:18

Post-Modern Drunkard: The Onion and the C Word
pony: I dunno, to me it seemed like the onion let their private joke voice spill out during epic Oscar night. You can imagine it being floated in writing room, but getting kiboshed before anyone published it. But even the best goalies let one slip by, esp on Twitter.
Of course, not funny out there on Twitter, and I agree with your points, but still suspect it was the brutal pacing of the platform.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013 : 00:07

Post-Modern Drunkard: The Onion and the C Word
stu: What do you mean?
Monday, February 25, 2013 : 16:19

Post-Modern Drunkard: The Onion and the C Word
pony: I am a little surprised you took this stance, stu!
Monday, February 25, 2013 : 16:12

Post-Modern Drunkard: Subway Creepery
j: awww, I miss New York
Friday, February 22, 2013 : 14:19

Post-Modern Drunkard: Subway Creepery
3pk: the subway is a series of tubes
Friday, February 22, 2013 : 12:39

Robot Journal: Ironically, I am rejecting your rejection - Volume V
:r: Ha. I'm glad someone picked up on that.

Then again, it could be all guys. But if not, then, yea. WTF.
Friday, February 15, 2013 : 10:46

Post-Modern Drunkard: Yukon Gold
frank: It has been my favorite whiskey since I was 14 years of age. Always buy it.
Thursday, February 14, 2013 : 15:40

Robot Journal: Ironically, I am rejecting your rejection - Volume V
stu: I'm pretty sure your boyfriend does not want to be surprised with a threeway only to discover that you're bringing another guy into your bed.
Thursday, February 14, 2013 : 11:28

Robot Journal: It's a small world in Charlotte
chris: O tannin bomb, O tannin bomb.
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 : 16:28

Robot Journal: Happy Birthday Website!
kristen: Oh Wow! Happy Birthday Happy Robot. Tis such a funtime adventure...
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 : 23:35

Pony: wireless devices
pony: Future pony here! this makes me laugh so hard!
Saturday, January 26, 2013 : 00:07

Robot Journal: Surefire topics for a successful happyrobot post
:r: Sexy ugly?
Tuesday, January 22, 2013 : 22:16

Robot Journal: Surefire topics for a successful happyrobot post
pony: it was an ugly uniform.
Monday, January 21, 2013 : 21:43

Robot Journal: I am the most uninteresting man in the world
j: 12 doves? I only counted 11.
Sunday, January 13, 2013 : 14:03

Pony: Friendster:You Never Know Who You'll Meet
:r: Oh, Friendster.
Saturday, January 05, 2013 : 12:37

Pony: monk news
:r: Answered my future question.
Saturday, January 05, 2013 : 10:43

Pony: Amsterdam
pony: of course! And a few weeks later, he sent me an email. Said it was really nice and familiar to meet me. That it must have been karma.
Friday, January 04, 2013 : 20:50

Pony: Amsterdam
pony: I totally did! And he sent me back an email a few weeks later, saying thank you, and how nice, and familiar it was to meet me. Karma, he said. Must have been.
Friday, January 04, 2013 : 20:48

Pony: Amsterdam
pony: yes, i did! and he emailed me to say thank you, that it was nice to meet me, and that I felt familiar to him. Karma, he said.
Friday, January 04, 2013 : 20:47

Pony: Amsterdam
:r: Did you send this guy's mom a check?
(or cheque as you might spell it)
(or czech as smartasses would spell it)
Tuesday, January 01, 2013 : 12:33