Let's just be honest. All's I really want to do is be someone's recreational director (also called house boy/ bitch/ partner)
Wanted: Hard-working, well-paid professional woman who I can make coffee and sandwiches for. C'mon girls, after a hard week at work, what do you need more than a cute conversationally gifted best friend who will make you feel like the most interesting woman on earth while getting you as wasted as you need to be and then either taking you on any misadventure that may cross through your stressed-out, overworked brain or put you to bed and let you sleep those demons away? Let's face it, you're gonna go out there and get drunk anyway. Isn't it better to have a best friend/ lover out there who you can trust and enjoy and release all that pent-up crap to without the paranoia and uncertainty of strangers at bars or various (let's be honest) fair weather friends? People, I have a gift for this. Don't let my potential go unrealized. I am a commodity untapped. A flower come to bloom unseen. Use me. That's what I'm here for.