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Let me ask you somethin'...what time of the day do you like to make love?
I usually like to process love in the afternoon when my child is asleep and I am not sleepy.

Have you ever made love just before breakfast?
Just before breakfast? Hell, the love WAS breakfast.

Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show?
No, but I made soup.

Well, let me ask you this, have you ever made love on a couch?
I got you beat. I made love TO a couch. An ottoman, to be exact. And when I was 5 years old, no less.

Well, let me ask you this. Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?
Damn as hell I did! In a church parking lot. Though I preferrred to think of it as a 'porking lot'...if you follow my meaning.

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