Pros Not inappropriately young or creepily old. Clean shaven, nice teeth. Doesn't smell like Patchouli. Good with the produce. Additional 10% discount.
Cons Might limit shopping there if all goes horribly wrong. It could all go horribly wrong. Is probably dating co-op girl named Rice. University of Phoenix T-shirt (Salvation Army find?? If not, could also be AOL user) Humorless vegan??