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11/2/2007
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A response to the strokin' meme by editing the lyrics to Chicago's
"Does anybody really know what time it is?"(Robert Lamm- vocals) and also Billy Squire's "The Stroke".



Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love?


Bob: Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Billy: If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word.

Have you ever made love just before breakfast?

Bob: Being pushed and shoved by people trying to beat the clock, oh, no I just don't know I don't know. And I said, yes, I said.

Billy: Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style.

Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show?

Bob: Have no time to look around.

Billy: Give me the business all night long.

Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch?

Bob: Don't know where I am...

Billy: You put your left foot out keep it all in place.

Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?

Yes.

I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'


Bob: Does anybody really care?

Billy: Could be a winner boy, you move quite well.




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