series of sucky tubes the internet is cool because sometimes you meet someone who likes monkey news items as much as you do. Then you find out they have the same birthday as you and they steal your internet birthday thunder.
That actually is like the least sucky thing about the internet.
Happy birthday Rich!
Happy birthday (sick) me!
Happy birthday, birthday monkeys.
I just locked myself outside in my pajamas, but I got back in. The internet had nothing to do with it. Stupid internet.