I'm a sea cow, baby And I got nothin' to do But try to avoid the motorblades of oncoming boats Just to get back home to you
Cuz I'm your manatee, baby The platypus of the sea I paddle with my stubbies And make water cloudy when I pee
Cuz I'm your manatee, baby And I'm hornier than a panda You're lookin' so good baby And I know you need a man to
Rock you like a hurricane Like the stormy Florida sea But why settle for a man, baby When you can upgrade to manatee
PETER O'TOOLE
In Dutch my name is Dick Van Dick I like to drive on the Van Wyck In my automatic cuz I can't drive stick
Cuz Dick Van Dick don't roll With the muthafuckers grabbin' the pole
CHRIS MARTIN vs. THE FOUR HORSEMEN
Don't have no worries Don't need to pray Fuck the four horseman Chris Martin is here to save the day
Like a Phoenix from the ashes Chris Martin will rise And shout at the horseman As he stares in their eyes:
"Famine, you're weak And War, you're a ho! Pestilence, you gave us a fever And it was called yellow
Death, you're kind of creepy But you better play nice 'Cuz I'm Chris Fucking Martin and I'm Coldplay as Ice"
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.