Klutch.xls: Big Red Dog
When all the sick kids at Childrens Hospital saw Clifford pounce throught the door it was like Christmas in August. At first they lined up in expectation of taking a romp with the lovable character but the anticipation was too much. After one or two children patiently walked up and stroked his red mane the room erupted in a shit storm. Quadraplegics threw themselves out of their chairs using their chins to inch along the floor. Cystic Fibroid riddled little bodies grasped on to each of Clifford's appendages. He ran around the room, bucking and turning. Shouts of Joy! Parents smiling! Doctors and nurses nodding to each other knowingly; they have given these children's dark lives one, small, ounce of joy.
But, for Clifford Odets, it was the WORST DAY EVAR!!!!!
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