friends, some ass got a hold of my debit account and tried to buy $1900 worth of dell stuff. son of a bitch. i am soooo pissed. the joke's on them because i only have 25 bucks in my account. there's something good about being poor!
now i think they've stolen my entire indentity. there's a person out there posing as lisa terwilliger. they drink iced mochas and read a lot and spend their working days reading happyrobot and im'ing the world. hey - i'd want my identity too!!
they haven't stolen my identity. not yet anyway. i did look up some info on the social security administration website. i happened upon their little "when can i retire?" calculator and guess what it said? 6-freakin' 7!!!!!!! that's SIX-SEVEN!! 67!! i have to work for another forty years. bastards.
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