| my post about poo got me thinking about some other things.  yes, i'm going to go there.  when i was in college and living in the dorms, my three roommates and i got to referring to "farting" as "throwing a party".  as in "don't come over to my side of the room - i'm throwing a party right now".  don't ask where it came from because i couldn't even begin to remember. 
 particularly robust "parties" were called "fiestas" as in "lis, jesus h, are you thowing a goddamn fiesta in here or what?!"
 
 i do remember that it used to please our seven-year-old-stuck-in-the-body-of-an-eighteen-year-old-selves to see a friendly frat boy and ask if he "was throwing a party friday night".
 
 yeah, i probably could've held off going to college for a few years while my mind matured.
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