Teen News: Two Quick Things This morning on a local news channel, I overheard (as opposed to simply heard) an anchor comparing the vice-presidential debates to a decent opening act at a metal concert. He said, "Even though everyone came to see Motley Crue, they're also pretty excited to see opening act Whitesnake".
I thought that was pretty damn alright.
Also, last night I heard a comedian mention that New York City is the only place where, more often than not, you'll find yourself waiting in line...to use a stairway.
