dog years: Ten Reasons Happyrobot is Superior to Other Brands
1. Courteous wait staff
2. Anonymous sex
3. Waxing, rather than shaving
4. More leg room than Camry, enough trunk space for all of Herschel's Bibles.
5. Dangerous women in low cut prison jumpsuits
6. More absorbency than similar internet urine traps.
7. Most of us lived in Guilford Hall
8. John Ball's Truth in Pornography Campaign
9. This is the true story, of seven strangers, picked to live in a house, work together, and have their lives taped, to find out what happens when people stop being polite, and start getting real.
10. My galvanizing, artful posts bring credibility to an otherwise boring medium (and I chose to make it happen here).