About the Cyrillic Alphabet Okay, the last time I tried to write one of the Russia stories I got a little carried away. You know -- I tried to throw in the Cyrillic alphabet, came up with an entirely fictitious ending to what is a funny story in its own right, made some bad Indiana Jones references. You get the picture.
So I'm gonna try this again, and this time I'm keeping everything on the "for real" tip. Fictitious endings and Russian-to-English translators are not needed. I'm goin' straight-up, just like all the Stoli shots we did.