honky cracker: Words I Put to Theme Songs that Had No Words When I Was a Kid
THE HBO THEME SONG
(You know, the one where the giant, metallic HBO comes flying out at you before the movie started? And before Fraggle Rock?)
HBO, B-O, B-O -BO!
HBO! HBO!
dah-dah, dah-dah
HBO! HBO!
HBO (buh-duh ba-badaba!)HBO!
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
Indiana - ana Jones
Well he smells like moldy rotten bones
Cuz he never wears cologne
Indiana, diana, diana, Indiana...
(repeat)
RETURN OF THE JEDI
Star Wars!
Return of the Jedi! Return of the Jedi!
Ruh-ruh-ruh TURN!
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