I only managed 2 gallons of water today. I'm such a loser. I'll never be able to kick you in the balls effectively if I can't reach my 5 gallon a day goal. It sounds a lot easier than it is - 5 gallons is a lot of water. 1 gallon isn't that much. I'm thinking that, as far as consuming, that gallons are measured exponentially.
The second problem, is that there is only so much time I can dedicate to peeing in one day. I spent most of today and most of yesterday in the third room (that's what I call the bathroom)