i just dropped my parents off at the airport and they were full of good advice should they die while on vacation in florida: i should cremate them in florida instead of carting their bodies back to nc...it, apparently, costs a fortune to fly bodies. at the time of the cremation, remember to ask for 10 death certificates because you'll need them to file insurance claims and if you have to get extra copies later on it costs like 32 bucks to get them. my dad wants to be sprinkled in the st. lawrence river and my mom wants to be sprinkled in lake champlain. my dad also said that lake champlain would work fine for him if i couldn't get to the st. lawrence.
all the insurance papers are in the safe in the garage and me and my brothers look to make about half a million dollars.
i then asked my dad if we was PLANNING to die on vacation. it certainly sounds like it. my parents are nutters.
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