my apartment complex sent around a letter alerting us to the fbi warning that terrorists may be renting apartments and blowing them up. they advised us to get renter's insurance. like when a terrorist blows up my apartment, i'm gonna be worried about my cd's. the also asked that we report anything suspicious. is it suspicious that all the college kids in our building DON"T have summer jobs? it is suspicious that the indian women in our complex either don't leave the house for weeks on end or when they do leave, walk in circles in the parking lot?
the note misspelled "al qaeda" and i've been chuckling about it for a few days now. they spelled it "al queda" which can only lead me to believe that they used the word "quesadilla" as a base for their phonetic spelling. when you put it that way, they don't seem so scary now, do they? a little chicken and cheese stuffed tortilla, grilled, and served with guac, salsa and sour cream moving into my apartment? come on in!
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