ugh. i have an ulcer from all this war crap. cnn reports that a poll they conducted says that 64 percent of americans support a war. here's the text and maybe you'll find it as humorous as i do:
"The continued threat of a U.S.-led war on Iraq came as a newly released CNN/USA Today/Gallup Poll said 64 percent of Americans surveyed favor sending U.S. ground forces to remove Saddam from power -- up five percentage points from a similar survey earlier this month. The telephone poll interviewed 1,007 adults on Friday and Saturday."
okay - let me get this straight - 64% of 1,007 adults who were home on friday and saturday support the war?! i mean, my high school had more people in it than 1,007. how can 1,007 people represent what america thinks? i do not understand this poll. who did they call - an old folks home in TEXAS? jesus h.
so old bushie bush will address the nation tonight. he will use the words "evil doers". he will give us a laundry list of all the bad stuff saddam has done since 1971. you will only see one of his hands because the other will be making sure his penis is still there. when he is done with his speech the all white, male audience will clap. then bushie bush and his wife and family will retire to their concrete bunker with their gas masks and food supplies.
somewhere in iraq there is a 28 year old girl who writes for her friend's website. and she is freaking out. me too.
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