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near-disasters  
--the time my boss gave me a sheet to photocopy and pass out to the department. i was zoning out, as per usual, photocopied it and began to pass out the sheet when i looked at it and realized my boss accidentally gave me a list of everyone's salaries.  luckily, only one person saw it.

--at the same company, the CEO and company owner's name was "robert" and one day he was in from the west coast for a visit and as i passed him in the hallway, i patted him on the shoulder and said "hey, bob, how's it going?!" (random info: he is/was married to the sunny blonde that used to be in the tic-tac commercials)

--number 7A, l'oreal creme excellance medium ash blonde, three days ago. looks okay now.

--the time ella, one year old, fell off a picnic table bench onto a concrete floor, except at the very last second, i stuck my foot out and her head gently landed on my sneaker. i still thank the sparkly stars for that one.

--ernie, black lab/redcoon hound mix (damn you, cute puppy!)

--myself, at the wheel of a vehicle

--myself, on rollerblades (or ice skates or skis or anything of that nature)

--low rise jeans

--any dell computer (namely, mine). actually, just call this one a disaster, period.

--3pm. hungry pre-schooler. no "good" snacks in house. enter: marshmallows.

--this post


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