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Worse Things You Might Say to a Naked Woman

10. Wow. I haven't done anything like that since I was in sub-Saharan Africa.
9. You know I'm taping this, right?
8. Try and take it away from me! C'mon, it'll be fun. I'll just put it in my mouth and you just try and get it from me...
7. No, really, it's ok...I'll be fine.
6. Want me to show you how to kidney punch somebody?
5. What word do you prefer me to call it by?
4. We are the Knights Who Say Niet!
3. Would you mind if I used this in a screenplay I'm working on?
2. It's just that...that's, uh, that's usually where the dog sleeps.
1. So, uh, do you have cab fare?

Basically, anything with an ellipsis or a question mark.


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1/13/2006
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