I saw your arm on TV last night. I was just flipping through channels and that movie you were in, the one with Kirsten Dunst, was on ABC Family. It was the lunchroom scene, so I called my new girlfriend to stop reading the paper and look...wait...there! There! Did you see it? The arm. In the right-hand corner of the frame. Yep. I used to date her. A long time ago. When did that movie come out? '99? '98?
I remember how excited you were. I mean, you had done much bigger roles in theatre production numbers. Good roles. "A Doll's House." "Night of the Iguana." You were good, really good. But one shot of your arm near Kirsten Dunst in a terrible movie really lit you up. Funny.
I wonder what's been going on since then? I googled to see if you'd appeared in anything since, but couldn't find anything. Not even a stage production, at least that I could find. Hope you're still acting. Perhaps other body parts have appeared in other films. If so, let me know. I would love to rent them.