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	I saw the carpenter ants massed along the door frame as soon as I opened the utility door.  Their bodies were lined up in a thick row, brown and glossy like linked M & M's.  I could hear their tiny insect teeth, like miniature chainsaws, sawing away at the wood of my home.  Their front legs lifted and scooped the pulpy wood into their mouths, like a mother spoon-feeding Gerber squash to her baby.  I watched as they began to march down the door, their antennas sticking up like the shiny heads of pins stuck into Junior Mints.  I imagined their oozing white bellies beneath the scab of their shells, like pus in a pimple.  Their relentless invasion of my house was swift, like big-eyed aliens they advanced on spindly legs across the white expanse of my old painted door, a pitted moon-like surface.  I ran for the Hot Shot.  The first spray enveloped them in a cloud of poisonous noise, and they break-danced their way to death.  They writhed in agony then curled up like miniature strips of bacon, overcooked in the microwave.
	
	
					
  
					
 
 
 
 
 
 
					 
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