Damn it google
You know, I love Google. As far as search engines go, it has always worked perfectly. But according to this article, they are going to start using some sort of 'pay-for-placement' system. I have read this article twice, and I am not sure what the exact details are, but let me jump the gun and go ahead and say that I hope google doesn't become stupid like 90% of the other 'pay-for-placement' search engines out there.


Louis Farrakhan
I really can't take minister Farrakhan seriously when he wears MC Hammer-esque gold glasses. Just thought I'd share.


Spaghetti
I am not sure if this story is for public use, so I won't use any names. Not that it matters. It happened years ago. A friend of mine, we'll call him Fred, went to dinner at his girlfriend's parents house. It was the first time dining with her parents.

They served spaghetti with ketchup on it.

The thought of spaghtetti with kethup almost makes me ill. Ow. They aren't dating anymore; probably had something to do with that, and also making him go watch Beaches with her once.


AimBot
My funny AimBot is telling people I am 39 years old. What is up with that? I am not 39. I will be 39 one day, but not anytime soon.


Chapped lips
Damn. My lips are chapped. And I am still unemployed. Related?


Max
My pal Scott has this kid who like's Star Wars and stuff. The other day they made a photo 'essay' about a day in the life of his stormtrooper. If I ever have a kid, I want one that likes to make funny pictures with his star wars action figures.


He got kitty
Do you remember that guy who was waging war against the mice in his house? He made a nice little page all about it? Well, he got a cat to help out. Hold tight kitty.


Brit-nee
I just read the AV Club review of teen queen Breetnee's new movie 'Crossroads'. Awesome review.
They are comparing it to 'Cool as Ice', Vanilla Ice's career killing movie, which I never saw. Some of my friends are talking about going to see britknee's movie as a kitsch / joke thing, but after reading this review I am thinking that this won't be "bad: funny", but more "bad: bad".


Huh?
You silly dog, Olsen Twins are not toys.






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