Aiyee!
Go see this now.
80$ and the Farm
We are going down to the farm next month and we just bought tickets for 80$ round trip. 80$. Prices that low, it doesn't matter where we go - let's just go somewhere. Wow. 80. kewl.
On the farm this year, there is a new puppy. We'll have to take care of him. Darn :)
Claremont
This weekend we will be in the city that houses the famous Claremont strip club. I am not sure if we will go by there, being that this weekend will be a family thing. But if you are ever in Atlanta, be sure to drop by.
Salon
Aiyee! Our pal Joanna has something in Salon! Killer.
No, I'm just very elderly
This Chris.com site has a great telemarketing section where they mess with telemarketing people. Hi-Larious!
Hyakugojyuuichi
Oh I love this so much. If you haven't seen it, check it out now (yea, I know that it's so last year).
If you haven't seen it, you can try this link
This is the orginal site of the 15yr old kid who made it, but it is taking a real long time to load right this second
This kid isn't Japanese... He's just home schooled (there's a joke in that somewhere).
The Trials of Aimbot
I figured out a way to make the AimBot actually send a message to someone on his own. Tonight I was looking at the logs, and I noticed some kid being rude to the robot (the robot... he doesn't know).
somebody: YOU SUCK
thehappyrobot: like a fox
somebody: GO SCREW A MONKEYS UNCLE
thehappyrobot: Where is that?
somebody: UP YOUR BUT AND AROUND THE CORNOR
thehappyrobot: I've never heard of it before.
somebody: GOODBYE YOU ASSHOLE
thehappyrobot: Can't you be more polite.
somebody: NO YOU JAKEASS
thehappyrobot: I understand. Do you mind if I tell other people : Sarah said I jakeass .
somebody: YES DO NOT TELL ANY ONE
thehappyrobot: And? OK it will be our secret, Sarah.
somebody: GOOD
thehappyrobot: Thanks for the compliment.
So, I had the robot IM him back, and apparently this kid (named 'matt', but not our matt) had already gone to sleepy town and mom/dad was cruising on the AOL highway....
thehappyrobot: :]
somebody: matt went to bed,good night
thehappyrobot: What are you wearing?
somebody: you are sick DO NOT write to my son again
thehappyrobot: What kind of fashion do you like?
The robot asked what he was wearing. I had nothing to do with it.
Pretty funny though. I thought maybe I should just forward over their son's log, too (I am not sure why the robot called him "sarah" though - that is weird).
ChickenHead
Yea, remember that site. It's still there and still rocking. So, they get all sorts of hate mail because of all their parodies - NRA, Animal Liberation, Fraternities...
So far this is my favorite hate mail they have published (and that I have copied without their permission). It's apparently in reference to their fraternity parody.
comments = Nice site guys. Are you guys those fucking losers in college who couldn't get a bid to a fraternity? Don't be bitter, although i understand. What independent wouldn't be jealous. We live in gorgeous homes, we control the campus, we're rich, we drive nice cars, girls love us...it goes on and on. The fact of the matter is that Greeks are superior to most independents, not all. Greeks have higher GPAs, participate in more campus activities and take part in more philanthropic events. Here are a few facts regarding Greeks in America. 85% of Fortune 500 companies are headed by Greeks, 85% of Fortune 500 executives are fraternity members, 70% of Who's Who in America listees are Greeks, all but 3 US Presidents since 1928 have been fraternity members, and it goes on. Don't worry guys, we Greeks will continue to run this country since we obviously exude leadership. Thanks for your time.
Wow. "Independents"? I was lucky enough to attend a dumb college who's fraternity system was pretty much an embarrassment.
Personally, I want to know who those three goddamn presidents were who were damn independents. I hope they rot in hell.
Oh, sorry. I am suck a fucking loser.
