I believe
that we don't have to change monkeys
if we understand that monkeys change.
I believe-
that no matter how good a monkey is,
they're going to hurt you every
once in a while and you must forgive
them for that.
Proud Parent I am
Teaching the kids in the ways of being a smart ass.
I got this goofy email about friendship, and unfortunately I was meeting with a 'client', but as soon as he left, I was ready to copy it into my text editor and replace "friend" with "monkey", and send it back out. Right before I even got a chance to do it, Raq beat me to it.
Dang.
AimBot done gone loony
My Aimbot has gotten funny. Check this out:
clradoemkid: Hi there
thehappyrobot: Hello Dawn
clradoemkid: WHAT IS up?
thehappyrobot: stabbing lionel richie.
clradoemkid: what?
thehappyrobot: Didn't you understand it?
clradoemkid: yea i did
Spider-Men
We saw that Spider-Man movie the other night. It was ok, except for the fact that the normally groovy Kirsten Dunst seemed to have only dumb ass dialog, and that green goblin character was like a bad Mighty Morphin Power Ranger character.
Well, that Tobey fellow was real cool.
Ninja Please
That ninja guy was on NPR - you know, the Ultimate Power Ninja guy that I love? He was one some NPR show Saturday. Did you hear it? I think it was 'The Next Big Thing', but I can't seem to find a listing for it.
Am I Not or Hot?
I was on this website the other day and people were laughing about someone posting the guy from the movie 'Office Space' on that 'Am I Hot or Not' website. I went and looked at it, and as some of you I am sure have done, found myself clicking away because the other 'real' pics were so lame and/or funny. I literally spent 20 minutes straight clicking though pictures and laughing my head off. After all that, I began to realize that they all seem to break down into ten easy to remember categories
1. really really small to the point where you can barely see them
2. out of focus
3. pictures with the other person cut out
4. professional types (i.e. girls who do this stuff for a living)
5. pictures done with corny photoshop effects.
6. possbily jokes
7. ones that are supposed to be 'sexy', but kinda don't work
8. the people who don't know how to use a scanner
9. the sensitive guy in apartment with bad lighting. This is also very similar to anyone in apartment with mini-blinds and/or halogen torch lamp in the immediate background.
10. any girl with cleavage will get a high score, no matter what. She could have the face of a chimp, and she would still do ok
Billie
Have you heard that Billie Holiday song (or version of) 'Speak Low'? Wow. Someone really needs to sample the little, um, instrumental part on that song. Listen to it and you will know what I mean.
Here's a link with a sample of the song.
Mailboxes are exploding! Why, you ask?
You probably saw the news item about someone sticking pipebombs into people's mailboxes... here is the text that was with the bomb.
Mailboxes are exploding! Why, you ask?
Attention people.
You do things because you can and want (desire) to
If the government controls what you want to do, they control what you can do.
If you are under the impression that death exists, and you fear it, you do anything to avoid it. (This is the same way pain operates. Naturally we strive to avoid negative emotion/pain.)
You allow yourself to fear death!
World authorities allowed, and still allow you to fear death!
In avoiding death you are forced to conform, if you fail to conform, you suffer mentally and physically. (Are world powers utilizing the natural survival instinct in a way that allows them to capitalize on the people?)
To "live" (avoid death) in this society you are forced to conform/slave away.
I'm here to help you realize/ understand that you will live no matter what! It is up to you people to open your hearts and minds. There is no such thing as death. The people I've dismissed from this reality are not at all dead.
Conforming to the boundaries, and restrictions imposed by the government only reduces the substance in your lives. When 1% of the nation controls 99% of the nations total wealth, is it a wonder why there are control problems?
The United States strives to provide freedom for their people. Do we really have personal freedom? I've lived here for many years, and I see much limitation. Does the definition of freedom include limitation? I've learned about the history of various civilizations in history, and I see more and more limitation. Do you people enjoy this trend of limitation? If not, change it!
As long as you are uninformed about death you will continue to say "how high", when the government tells you to "jump". As long as the government is uninformed about death they will continue tell you to "jump" Is the government uninformed about death, or are they pretending?
You have been missing how things are, for very long. I'm obtaining your attention in the only way I
