Sex on a beach Co-workers are discussing what a 'sex on the beach' is. We were in this 'bar' in Atlanta (I use the word loosely in this case) and this guy came up to the bar and ordered a 'sex on the beach' for his big haired girlfriend. The whole scene was just classic. The bartenders were these stereotypical hoochie suburb women with blonde hair, white t-shirts, blue jean shorts, mid 30's - look like they have been 'partying' for a while. The guy had this salesmen aura to him, and almost like he wanted to impress us. The bartenders were real cranky, too, even though the bar was not crowded and it was still earlier in the evening. Our vodka tonics, while moderately priced were watery. I think they just assumed that my brother and I wanted to score with them, and had that attitude like, "you could never have a girl like me". Like I said, it was classic.
I have never had sex on the beach, but like our dumb friend Anakin might say, I imagine the sand might be scratchy and get everywhere. Not like you of course. You are soft. Soft like pudding. Soft as snow.
Tired these days Having to actually wake up and go to work is killing me. I am not getting anything done. Sorry.
