Robot Journal : You are different - that makes you funny

Forward Forward
I don't mean to make fun of people (or maybe I do).
We all get forwarded emails from our pals, and they range from the slightly funny, to painfully sappy and/or stupid. But, the thing is, you never know the person who originally sent it, or if it's true. Well, I still don't know who sent the following, but my friend Mike sent it to me after he had got it directly from the person who had sent it (a former co-worker).
So, for once, I am like 3 degrees away from the author of a goofball email forward.
Amazing.
(well, not really, but give me a break - it's a slow day)

So, without furthur Apu, let's all laugh at someone who doesn't know english well.
goody.

this is a real email from the guy that waits on me in Dunkin Donuts every morning...he asked for help in getting job & with writing his resume, so I told him to email me. This is what I got ... have a laugh
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Tuesday, March 19, 2002 4:10 PM
Subject: YOUR FRIED FROM DUNKIN DONUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO PRETTY !!!!!!!!!!!

I hope when you read my mail you are not busy, but it is not my intention to take off the time, so alone I will request you that you help me or teach me to elaborate an employment summary, because I do not have any idea how to making it but I want to request you to only make it when you have time, if you are very busy do not do anything .........ok ?.

I will wait your answer, and I wait not to have bothered you, but your help will serve me too much believe me............thank you !!!!!!!!

Notices; I have not told it to you, but you have some very beautiful eyes. Take care a lot and thank you to help me.

Sincerely;

"" JULIO SANCHEZ ""