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If you elect me as your criminal syndicate ringleader

happyrobot as a crime syndicate
If you elect me as your criminal syndicate ringleader I pledge to be the soft-spoken but big stick carrying leader your crime organization would require. As many of you know, I am comfortable in many aspects of our industry. I spent my early days as an industrial espionage agent, but also did my share of sidewalk beat downs. I don't mind getting my hands dirty, but can easily slip into a more political mode and meet and influence politicians or police - an essential part of the position and something that is lacking in the current organization.
It's all good and well to have a talented crew, but you need someone to help smooth over any bumps in the road and grease the palms (or break the palms when needed).

As ringleader, I will keep my eyes open for all opportunities and be pro-active when they arise. I will provide a 401K and retirement plan - plus full health care (handled via the front company: Robot Wire Brush, Inc.).
I will take care of our members - something that is lacking in most crime syndicates.

All I require is a large car driven by a multi-talented chauffer/bodyguard/thug. I have attached my salary requirements, and I think the numbers will pleasantly surprise you.

I can provide references if needed. Please don't hesitate to contact me if you have further questions.

Thank you for your time.

where do you see yourself in 5-10 years?
»pony ||  12/5/2003 ||  10:18:55 AM
bashing all your heads in?
»:r ||  12/5/2003 ||  10:35:24 AM
you get my vote. can you bash my head in now?
»mr. xls ||  12/5/2003 ||  11:08:56 AM

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