i believe i am a vessel for alien communications i'm not a very organized person. i will write things down on any writable surface. as one who works from a home office, nearly every meeting i attend is over a conference bridge. i discovered today, while perusing these scribblings, that there is no way in hell that i wrote these things. it's as if, during conference calls, i am briefly possessed by alien life forces, and am simply a vessel through which foreign and indecipherable phrases and fragments flow. i am embarrassed by some of these of these things, and confounded by most. the only thing i feel i can do is to air them, in the hopes that someone from the seti institute stumbles upon these phrases and recognizes any patterns consistent with intercepted alien communications. i can be reached via this website.
the following are actual, unedited notes recorded on various sheets of paper, envelopes, and post-its over the last 90 days:
* they're not offline
* how are we deficient?
* step through our quality gates
* finite number of hours
* fergie tour
* if we're late, they're stuck
* what's the rate card?
* unclassified list, extra mappings
* list of everything we check (or wish we could check)
* temper that w/ the impromtu
* structure + control this
* had document for years
thank you for the opportunity to address this in an open forum.
i am now ready and willing to be welcomed into the loving fold of the star children.