I've also consulted my psychic...she said I will meet a mysterious man I have known for many years, we will fall madly in love like we should've in 1995, get tattoos, plan a wedding where we both wear black and the party favors are catapulting cats. We will play our favorite songs with a hillbilly band. I just don't know how it ends.*
Then she told me I owe her $75. huh? I don't even HAVE a psychic. It must've been a dream.
I know. Nobody believes me.
*"They lived happily ever after" is an incorrect translation from a french ending not uncommon in fairy tales. It should be "They lived happily for a time".