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12/7/2005
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My favorite part of the college paper (and the only one worth reading) is called Campus Beat.
(does that sound very 1985 or is it just me?)
If you want to know the level of delinquency on campus, this is what to read.
It's compiled from the campus security logs.

Thursday
4:01 AM: Someone called security from the emergency call box near Hale Wainani and hung up. Campus security found an intoxicated man; he thought he had called a cab.

Friday
9:32 PM: Security investigated a report that a suspicious man was checking out bicycles at the Hale Lokelani bike rack. They could not find him.

11:42 PM: A staff member reported smelling marajuana. Security could not find the source of the smell.

Sunday
2:23 AM: A security officer saw seven boys drinking behind the Astronomy building. They fled toward the UH Press building. The boys forgot to take their bottles with them.

Man..they must've been so bummed.
Chased off by guys with lots of keys and flashlights.









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