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Lisa Says: "lisa says" contract rider (inspired by the smoking gun)  
In the event of a happyrobot conference, "lisa says" and her management requests the following:

IN MY ROOM (either a suite at Chez Happyrobot or The Plaza)
Computer with CD and DVD player
selection of magazines: InStyle, The New Yorker, Cooking Light and Travel+Leisure
100% cotton flannel sheets
lots of yummy smelling candles
a dog and a cat
8 pillows
a window with eastern views in which the sun can shine on my golden head every morning

IN THE BATHROOM
More candles
Dove soap
Oil of Olay, Cetaphil and Lubriderm Skin Renewal lotions (I have REALLY dry skin)
t.p.
Colgate toothpaste
2 towels
some sort of cool shower curtain
Window with a view of the Eiffel Tower (preferably through French doors)

FOOD&DRINK
Brownies from Fat Witch in Chelsea Market
Chicken quesadillas from Arriba Arriba (Ninth Avenue)
Cupcakes from The Cupcake Café
A whole bunch of Chinese food from Ollie's
Lots of coffee frappucinos
Chips and salsa everyday from a new place and then at the end of the conference I'll vote on the best and that restaurant will be the official chips and salsa supplier on my tours
Fixin's for cosmopolitans and margaritas
Tons of ice water
Tea and hot chocolate
Lemons and limes
Mountain Dew Code Red (only on Fridays!)
Jellybellys in Sizzling Cinnamon
Peanut Butter M&Ms

MISC
12 white tees from the Gap (I pit those out like a mutha)
Bounce dryer sheets (so I can refresh my clothes each morning)
The first and second seasons of The Simpson's on DVD
A copy of the movie "Teen Witch" circa 1983 on tape or DVD (I can't seem to find either, maybe you'll have better luck)
Trivial Pursuit
Scrabble
stamps
pencils and a blank journal

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