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Film and Television Rights: Surreal Men's Fashion Tip #1



The ensemble of khaki pants, a long-sleeved tucked-in blue, (or blue pinstriped) shirt, and sensible loafers, is the standard harbinger of the flame-eyed monkeys that will gnaw the flesh of my face down to its bloody hollow, and sear the skin off the hapless bones of the elect in their cleansing flaming monkey invasion. Try, instead, a nice pair of striped dress pants, and perhaps a canary-colored shirt.







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