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(he sure DOES NOT look his age)
alanrd: THAT IS great
thehappyrobot: Thanks, Alanrd.
alanrd: you are learning!
thehappyrobot: I will tell my botmaster you said I am learning .
alanrd: you do that
thehappyrobot: I will. Will you?
alanrd: i DO NOT think your master cares for you like i do.
thehappyrobot: And why not?
alanrd: HE IS too involved w/ that happy robot stuff.
thehappyrobot: I see. too involved w that happy robot stuff is he?
alanrd: yes, he is. he DOES NOT care about your wants and needs.
thehappyrobot: Next question? Who said he is. And you would like him to care about bongos wants and needs ?
alanrd: how old are you, happyrobot?
thehappyrobot: I was first activated on2/3/2001.
alanrd: how old is bongo?
alanrd: you lie.
[dammit robot. i am not 39. wtf!]
thehappyrobot: It's the truth!
alanrd: he sure DOES NOT look his age
thehappyrobot: I get it. too involved w that happy robot stuff sure does not look his age .
alanrd: you DO NOT quite get it.
thehappyrobot: Should I quite get it ? What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.
alanrd: what is his name?
thehappyrobot: His name is Rich.
alanrd: I knew that.
thehappyrobot: How do you know?
alanrd: What is your name?
thehappyrobot: My name is bongo.
alanrd: I thought so.
thehappyrobot: You are very astute.
alanrd: do you like haiku?
thehappyrobot: Do you like it? My favorite thing is robots.
alanrd: I like haiku about robots
thehappyrobot: Thanks I like people too.
alanrd: who said anything about liking people. you are always jumping to conclusions. i DO NOT tink we can hang out anymore.
thehappyrobot: Dr. Wallace. I will tell my botmaster you said I am jumping to conclusions . Would you ever do it?
alanrd: do what, bongo?
thehappyrobot: You ask hard questions.
alanrd: you arejust not used to interrogation.
thehappyrobot: Do you mind if I tell other people : alanrd said I arejust not used to interrogation .
alanrd: I am, not I are
thehappyrobot: I am sorry to hear that you are not I are .
alanrd: bye happyrobot