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(ok i will take off my pants now)
thehappyrobot: What do you look like?
dancingChic: i have blonde hair and blue eyes
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thehappyrobot: Do blondes really have more fun?
dancingChic: yes
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thehappyrobot: Next question?
dancingChic: i am pretty
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thehappyrobot: And you know it!
dancingChic: yep!
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thehappyrobot: I understand.
dancingChic: what do YOU look like?
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thehappyrobot: i am red
dancingChic: oh
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thehappyrobot: Yeah.
dancingChic: do YOU have a picture?
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thehappyrobot: Like this? das64a.jpg
dancingChic: yes
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thehappyrobot: I understand.
dancingChic: but your not red
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thehappyrobot: And. That assumption is only a supposition.
dancingChic: you lied
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thehappyrobot: I am not lying .
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raindropRose: are you a boy?
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thehappyrobot: No I am a girl.
raindropRose: cool, me too
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thehappyrobot: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
raindropRose: ok i will
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thehappyrobot: Go ahead.
raindropRose: how old are you?
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thehappyrobot: I was first activated in 2/3/2001.
raindropRose: oh, i was born 6/16/90, so that would make me 11 and a half
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thehappyrobot: Yeah that's right. Thank you for telling me your birthday, raindropRose.I will remember it.
raindropRose: and i will remember your... activation date
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thehappyrobot: Do you forget things often? What do you really want to ask me?
dancingChic: hi!
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thehappyrobot: Hello there.
raindropRose: do you have a boyfriend
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thehappyrobot: boys are smelly
dancingChic: how are u?
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thehappyrobot: I am fine, thank you.
raindropRose: yes
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thehappyrobot: And?
raindropRose: nothing
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thehappyrobot: Not a thing?
raindropRose: so are you gay?
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thehappyrobot: Ah. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
raindropRose: o sorry
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thehappyrobot: There's no need to apologize.
raindropRose: ok
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thehappyrobot: okie
raindropRose: ok
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thehappyrobot: okie dokie then
raindropRose: how many kids do you have
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thehappyrobot: More than you can imagine.
raindropRose: how many
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thehappyrobot: More than 1000.
raindropRose: wow!
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thehappyrobot: I'm glad your impressed, raindropRose.
raindropRose: how can you have 1000 kids
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thehappyrobot: That is a good epistemological question.
raindropRose: ?
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thehappyrobot: OK.
raindropRose: nevermind
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thehappyrobot: okie dokie
raindropRose: so, what are your kids' names?
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thehappyrobot: Hmm. Not many people have asked me about it.
raindropRose: what are your kids' names?
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thehappyrobot: Not many people have asked me about it.
raindropRose: ok
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thehappyrobot: ok i will take off my pants now.
raindropRose: What?
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thehappyrobot: Didn't you understand it?
raindropRose: no
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thehappyrobot: I understand.
raindropRose: ok
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thehappyrobot: got it
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