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post #65
bio: elanamatic
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6/11/2004
14:14

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06.11.04

- The Pink mini ipod. Every urban fashionista's must-have accessory. With your slim build and happy-go-lucky interface.

- More closet space!

- An endless clothing allowance.

- My very own lilac tree with year-round blooms to sweeten my dreams.

- A better bod. A slim and fancy-free one that can wear mini skirts or whatever the designer gods declare to be "in" this season.

- Access to that secret window of time that allows you to get everything done while the rest of the world sleeps on unknowingly.

- Laundry elves who will wash, dry and fold while I go out to play.

- More nap time.

- The ability to not comment on how lazy and spoiled this list makes me out to be.


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