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bio: elanamatic
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7/4/2006
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07.04.06

Dear Bike Thieves -

I hope you had a nice Canada Day long weekend. I am so glad you could take your earning from selling my beloved bicylcette to buy yourselves some icy cold Molsons to celebrate your lack of guilt. Your road rulez attitude was clearly expressed when you decided to rip off part of my deck in order to nab my little cruiser, with it's wonky basket and sparkly Rockstar sticker. I admit, I didn't have the most secure setup but I still think you are total asses for violating my property.

I am glad you didn't steal the dude's bike. If you decide to come back, we'll be ready for you jerkwads!

Sincerely,
Thegirlwhoinsistedonridingherbiketohercorporatedayjob
Nomatterhowsweatyfrizzyhairedanddisheveledsheappeareduponarrival


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