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6/3/2004
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5 Things about New Pirate Jokes
1. Who's a pirate's favorite new-age musician?
Yaarrrhhnni

2. Who's a pirate's favorite actor?
Warren Matey

3. What sound does the pirate's out-of-tune piano make?
ker-PLANK! ker-PLANK!

4. Why was the pirate all bloody after choosing his crew?
Because he just picked his scabs.

5. Who's a pirate's favorite folk singer?
Why, John Denver, of course.

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