honky cracker: 5 Things about New Pirate Jokes
1. Who's a pirate's favorite new-age musician?
Yaarrrhhnni
2. Who's a pirate's favorite actor?
Warren Matey
3. What sound does the pirate's out-of-tune piano make?
ker-PLANK! ker-PLANK!
4. Why was the pirate all bloody after choosing his crew?
Because he just picked his scabs.
5. Who's a pirate's favorite folk singer?
Why, John Denver, of course.
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