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The best birthday present I ever got was the "Executive Vibrator". We had an office party and it was the second present I unwrapped at my desk. The packaging featured a large man in a suit. Predictable maybe, until you saw the present itself.

The Executive is made of fake wood siding. It's a real beauty, about 9 inches or so. (I never measured). And is it durable? Let's just say it takes a licking and keeps on ticking, shall we?

I wonder what I should get Ben for his birthday. I just got the invite in the mail. I can't wait to party with a grown man. I wonder how he feels about wood siding....




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