2002:May:3
formerly
'le vie c'est tres droll'
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This morning I'm trying my damnest not to hurt anyone...
I got a dream email forwarded to me yesterday. Under normal circumstances I delete ALL forwards, especially that one I got the other day from my ex-boyfriend's sister (quite obviously a virus). But this one offered a Mac. For free.
Now all you PC people in the house don't go all crazy ass on me, I am a PC freak from way back, but apparently for my new "so called" career I HAVE GOT to get a Mac. At least 100 million people have told me that. So I have begun to believe it.
So this email was like manna from the heavens dropping directly into my mouth. I was completely blown away. I wrote back immediately as the email said she wanted to be rid of the computers right away. And heard nothing. Oh this hurts to write this.
I didn't want to email too much for fear of seeming like a crazy person. But apparently I put my work number instead of my cell on the emails that I did send to our Mac Giver of the Universe. My tragic flaw. Well, one of my tragic flaws.
This morning I got into work and there were 2 messages from her and an email. Saying the computer was mine if I came by last night, that I was the second emailer. I called her and she told me my Mac was gone.
Quiet sob.
I've been consoling myself with the notion that perhaps there was a bomb in the computer and that's why she had to avail herself of it so rapidly. Perhaps the computer was one of those evil mind controling machines and it was going to take over my life and start dressing like me. Maybe I would have been working on a piece of genius and all of a sudden it would randomly shut down and destroy all my brilliant brain product as well as my Nobel Prize winning treatise on whatever I write my Nobel Prize winning treatise on.
Am I right? Please say yes.
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