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›4/22/2004
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A true story as seen in the Office of The Man in The Great Mall:

A woman in her 50's fixes a plate of sandwiches for herself from a food order placed for another department. One tuna, one ham and swiss, one half mystery spread with tomato on focaccia. Some pasta salad on the side.

Departs kitchen and rounds the corner towards the bathrooms where the women's room is located right next to the men's room. There are signs with traditional symbolic drawings clearly denoting which door is for which gender. If you can discern the difference between skirt and pants, you are pretty much good to go here. The women's room is on the right facing both doors. The men's room on the left. Both cut through to the other side of the building.

A fellow co-worker who is headed into the women's room spots said woman with fully stacked sandwich plate veering to the left.

They both pause for a moment.

Stand-off at the bathroom doors ensues.

A tense moment was felt by both.

Sandwich plate woman shrugs.

"I'm just taking a short cut!"

And with that, turns abruptly and walks into the men's room past 11 urinals with a full plate of food.

Why didn't she cut thru the women's room?
What would make her want to carry a plate of food past a gauntlet of urinals?
What exactly is in that spread that is on the focaccia with the tomatoes?

Tune in next week when the Medium Pimp discovers the answers to these workplace puzzlements and topples a mega media conglomorate empire with a single plate of sandwiches.




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