medium pimping: Nickel and Dimed
formerly
'le vie c'est tres droll'
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It's ok to spend $2,000 a month on the infamous snack drawer, but when it comes lunchtime, you can forget about it sucker.
-----Original Message-----
From: Honcho, Head
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 9:19 AM
To: Pimp, Medium; Of Pimp's, Co-Worker
Cc: Of Pimp, Boss; Resourses, Supposedly Human
Subject: Time Sheets
All,
Had our recurring update meeting with Supposedly Human Resources last week. She reminded us that all admin personnel need to subtract the time that they take for lunch off of their time sheets. As such, can you please make sure that you start doing this effective immediately? By copy to the Medium Pimp, after you complete your timesheet and Pimp's Boss signs off, please forward to me - as I will review yours along with Pimp's Co-worker's and will forward both time sheets both to HR/Payroll. Not sure how to handle to the extent that either of you have not previously reported this time off and should have. If this is the case, please call Supposedly Human Resourses to discuss and advise.
Thanks,
Head Honcho
Head Honcho
Vice President & Assistant Annoyance,
Executive Director Big Important Department
The Office of The Man
One Large Shopping Center
New York, New York
-----Original Message-----
From: Pimp, Medium
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 9:24 AM
To: Honcho, Head
Subject: RE: Time Sheets
Hi Head:
I will be happy to bring my time sheets to you for your review. I have always accounted for lunch time on my time sheet and will continue to do so.
Best,
Medium P.
[The subtext of my reply: I gots 8-and-a-half weeks left here, motha fucka. And if you're lucky, you get 2 weeks notice.]
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