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bio: raquel

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But now I'm back!

Let's start off with something random. 

Your "Dancing With the Stars" update!
(Don't judge, I get paid to watch it sometimes.)

For those of you unfamiliar with the DWTS phenomenon, meet Len, the cranky, stiff-upper-lipped Brit. He's DWTS answer to Simon Cowell, with an extra serving of old school.

He wore his tux just for you. He's spiffy, he knows it, and he thinks your footwork is abominable.

Watching Len in action is one of the best parts of the show. Last season after that wildwoman Cloris Leachman showed him some skin he said , “I always wanted to a toy boy…this could be my big chance!”

Well, he's in fine form this season, you'll be happy to hear.

Everyone is getting a hoot out of having Pamela Anderson on the show, and Len's no exception.

What's not to like?

After her foxtrot the other night, Len looked Pamela IN THE EYES, and said..."You need to titivate your routine."

The crowd went nuts and he chastized, "What? Go look it up!!!!"

Ladies and gents, my new favorite word:

tit·i·vate1   /ˈtɪtəˌveɪt/
–verb (used with object) make smart or spruce: She titivated her old dress with a new belt.

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