While you are in Spain, don't think that your balls are safe.
There are two things you must fear:
1. I have agents all over the world. My agents in Spain have been "sleeping" for many years and are ready to be activated. (unless they have become too comfortable in their cover lives, and will resist re-entering the sexy turmoil that is being a secret agent ball kicker)
2. For years I have been controlling John Lawton's mind. At this point, he is just an extension of my will. He watches - he waits...