There has been talk of adding Ball kicking to the summer olympics. I think we should represent the USA in this category.
As you know, a ball kicking team consists of two members - the kicker, and the kickee.
I would, obviously, be the kicker, and you would be the kickee.
The only difference in our normal routine, would be that ball kickers from all over the world would be kicking you in the Johnson family jewels, and I would have the honor and priviledge of kicking professional kickees.
What do you say?
I think we can put aside our differences to represent the gold old US of A.