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hilarity ensues  
i just found this ad:


ALLIGATOR II Two weeks ago we found 1 alligator. We're still looking for 2 more alligators to fill the 2 positions that are open. I'm interested in hiring semi-obnoxious, pushy sales pros for a very boring, repetitious job of selling. My current staff, the laziest group of individuals you'll ever meet, drag themselves to work Mon-Fri to decide whether to complain about the weather, coffee, the thermostat or their manager. When that's over somehow they manage to organize themselves, work their appointments & make lots of money; which is surprising, because no one wants to buy anything we sell because the economy stinks! Applicants should have skin like alligators and desire to suffer their way to $63,716+ in comm per year.

funny, eh?

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4/23/2003
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