i got one of those emails today asking for my assistance in depositing money into an account blah blah blah. it was perhaps the best one i've ever gotten if only because of this info:
Dearest one,we are in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.The death of my husband's partner Mr Brainy Smurf at this moment has brought sorrow to our life we are going through the most painsfull aspect our life,we have a lot of money somewhere, yet we are leaving life below expectation. please we need your help.
oh - no, not your husbanb's business partner mr. brainy smurf!!!! who is your husband? poppa smurf? are you smurfette?