save your missives, you bastards. i will never give up bread, pasta or potatoes. no matter what oprah or atkins or your mom says.
i am in love with toffee nut lattes from *bucks. my pal lisa got one when we were in boston, i had one sip and i haven't looked back since. poor lis - there are hardly any *buckies in syracuse. alas, raleigh has one on every corner it seems. i love 'em iced, frappuccino'ed and steaming hot with whipped cream and toffee bits. is there anything better? lisa happened to be near a *bucks in syracuse last night. lacking cash on hand and so desperate was she for a toffee nut latte that she even paid in quarters. that's like a 100 quarters. nothing stands in the way of a gal and her vente toffee nut latte.
i watched "young frankenstein" last night. i guess i should say "fronkensteeeen". sooooooooo funny. now this is real humor:
Igor: Dr. Frankenstein... Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen." Igor: You're putting me on. Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen." Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"? Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No... "Frederick." Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"? Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronensteen." Igor: I see. Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it ee-gor.] Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor." Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor." Igor: Well, they were wrong, weren't they?