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ornithopter: Things I did on my |
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1. Cleaned the shit out of my room and found a whole big supply of expired drugs. Woo, party!
2. Took the dog to the park where he attempted to savage several puppies. My dog is an asshole sometimes. But then he acts all cute towards you and you forgive him. This reminds me of one of my ex-boyfriends, come to think of it.
3. Watched "Paradise Hotel" and got WAY too involved. Those people are all nuts, and apparently so am I, but in a much more passive way.
4. Read about half of "Heavier Than Heaven." So far, Kurt Cobain just seems like a needy and annoying jerk. The guy once trapped a neighbor's cat in a chimney and let it starve to death. Spokesman of a generation, my ass.
5. This isn't something I did, but rather something I saw, but I believe it to be the highlight of my vacation: Today was trash day in my neighborhood and I saw a garbage truck driving by my house with a big rubber ass strapped to the front of it. I thought garbagemen weren't supposed to keep the stuff they found in the trash, but I guess they made the exception for the hubba hubba hiney.
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