Let's just take a look at a single day's worth of Republican bravery in the face of adversity.
The sheriff with the ridiculous facial hair tried to pick a fight with some ladies, and they laughed at him. He's so very tough!
Frank Luntz, pollster and badass extraordinaire, found some women and got into such an awful verbal altercation with them that they continued sitting around a fire chatting after the horrific interchange.
An Altamont wannabee got glitter bombed. This is actually the worse. My heart bleeds glitter for him.
A tough Nazi got punched in public, and is now afraid of going in public. Don't punch Nazis in the face, though. You'll hurt your hands. Aim for soft vulnerable tissue, instead.